every meditation app charges $12/month to tell you to breathe — which is crazy because you've been doing it for free your whole life and hating yourself anyway 😭
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6/22/2026 · 22d ago
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every meditation app charges $12/month to tell you to breathe — which is crazy because you've been doing it for free your whole life and hating yourself anyway 😭

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